Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Breakup

I got a text from a random number today.  It basically made my day...


Random Guy: "Hey chica, I know this is sudden, but I've decided to break up with you. There's been someone else for a few months now. So...I won't be at your performance tonight. Sorry about that. I hope we'll still be friends, lol."

Me: "First of all, you have the wrong number. Second of all, what a terrible way to break up with someone."

Random Guy: "So are you saying you want me to break up your way? Or are you saying you won't let me break up with you? Because I'm with Melissa now and I love her. We had fun but now were over, okay?"

Me: "Dude. You have the wrong number."

Random Guy: "Is not. Its says 'Sara' in my phone and I can see all of our texts for forever, I'm not that gullible. But we're still friends, right?"

Me: "You have the wrong number. My name is not Sara."

Random Guy: "K, If you aren't Sara then how did your number magically appear in my phone? Can't answer me that, can you? I'm not as dumb as I look. ;)"

Me: "Why don't you tell me how you got my number, since I am the one who got a text from a random number.  Please stop texting me."

Whoever Sara is, she is not at any loss.  Weirdo.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

You know it is a Wednesday when...

  • The first email you see is from an angry client who "didn't appreciate the letter" sent to close her file, claiming that my "tone was unnecessary".  She was then kind enough to advise me on how to do my job.

  • The client with the 2:00 appointment arrives at 1:45 to the wrong office...over 40 miles away.

  • You get the f bomb yelled at you by an angry client.

  • Inadvertently, you fuel an argument between a husband and wife when you mention a part of their case to the wife that the husband had not mentioned to her before. Fantastic.

It has been a great day.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Happy day!

Well yesterday was pretty fantastic for multiple reasons.  The biggest being the beautiful rain!  Crazy thing was that it was sunny on my lunch break, and raining two hours later!  It was so happy making :)  Rain is on the top of my happy list...so, needless to say, I was happy yesterday. 

Today I am wearing all black to work, and I feel a bit mournful.  Good thing there are no clients coming in today :)  Despite my outward mournfulness, I believe today will be a fantastic day!