Saturday, May 8, 2010

World Domination Theory

So I have been evaluating my life, here are my findings.........I am an EXTREMELY boring person. I need something to occupy my time and to give me a sense of accomplishment. So as a result of this conclusion, I have decided..........to take over the world. Yes, I know it seems a bit complicated for an amateur adventurer like me, but to tell the truth, I think I need a challenge. I have devised my plan, approved by my advisor, and am ready to show it to the world!!!!

First: Inundate the world with a secret combination of candy that will appeased and distract mankind.

Second: While mankind is distracted, secretly begin to remodel the entire earth with my color scheme

Third: Give all of my supporters a green, plastic, jungle print cup :)

For now these are my tentative plans, however they have the potential to change because I'm not sure if the support cups can be covered by my allowance :/