So I have been evaluating my life, here are my findings.........I am an EXTREMELY boring person. I need something to occupy my time and to give me a sense of accomplishment. So as a result of this conclusion, I have decided..........to take over the world. Yes, I know it seems a bit complicated for an amateur adventurer like me, but to tell the truth, I think I need a challenge. I have devised my plan, approved by my advisor, and am ready to show it to the world!!!!
First: Inundate the world with a secret combination of candy that will appeased and distract mankind.
Second: While mankind is distracted, secretly begin to remodel the entire earth with my color scheme
Third: Give all of my supporters a green, plastic, jungle print cup :)
For now these are my tentative plans, however they have the potential to change because I'm not sure if the support cups can be covered by my allowance :/
YES!!!!!!!!! Finally!!! The perfect plan to take over the world!! I support you 100%, does that mean I get a plastic jungle print cup??
ReplyDeleteP.S. what is your color scheme?
YAY the first supporter!!! You definitely get a cup :) Ummmm the color scheme is still to be determined but I'm leaning towards blue/green/purple/ or light blue/white/black but those are very tentative!
ReplyDeleteI vote you should combine them...and add orange......I will send you a prototype :)
ReplyDeleteWould you let all the big shots think they were really still in charge, or would you make them grovel?
ReplyDeleteI would make it totally inconspicuous so as no one knows it is happening until it is completed!!!! muahahah :P
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